Normie: *scared of flying* Upper Normie: "planes are safer than cars!" Me, an intellectual: "AARGH DID WE PAY NO HEED TO THE FATE OF ICARUS"
40th %ile: scared to fly 50th %ile: no need to worry; everyone flies 60th %ile: flying is safer than driving 70th %ile: worrying is time wasting 80th %ile: best to just stay home 90th %ile: sends personal drone to pick up groceries me: drives crazy to spur normies to develop SDVs