Kool-Aid Man to Invisible Walls

@EmoJeb

Mostly Portland, sometimes LA. Former BigLaw attorney, radicalized at YIMBY training camps, want the best future for my kids.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2016.

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  1. Homer: "What do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?" Khlav Kalash vendor: "Mountain Dew or crab juice." Homer: "Ewww! I'll take a crab juice." John Mirisch: "Let's respect Homer's lifestyle choice to drink crab juice."

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  2. Customer: "I'll have a grilled cheese and a Coke." Olympia Restaurant: "Only cheeseburger. No Coke, Pepsi!" John Mirisch: "Let's respect individuals' lifestyle choices to eat cheeseburgers and drink Pepsi."

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  3. This is how you end up with the Homer Car.

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    I really cannot emphasize enough that the auto industry's own marketing research has identified SUV buyers as profound assholes

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  5. Dr. Nick, but for programming an app somewhat determinative for our democracy.

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  6. It's a mystery why housing in California has gotten so expensive, an absolute mystery.

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  7. 4. velj
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    Voters: “All we need are paper ballots and time to count them.” Democratic consultants: “No, use this very complicated and unreliable app.” City residents: “All we need are bus lanes and safe streets for cycling.” Democratic mayors: “No, I’ve signed a contract for a Hyperloop."

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    Why was a UCB improv team entrusted with our democracy

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  10. 4. velj

    This is why my preferred candidate is Warren; she's, by far, the best in terms of both understanding how and where our systems are broken, but *also* the chops to actually dig in with concrete steps to fix things. Ideology without competence is useless. /3

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  11. 4. velj

    But the alternative, that the people in charge are total fuckups and we can't trust our well-intentioned institutions to actually get anything right, well...that's not great either! /2

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  12. 4. velj

    It's a really terrible notion to spread that we can't trust our elections. /1

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  13. 4. velj

    *Me, trying to get a single three year old out of the house this morning, takes 25 mins, lots of tears, have to go back in house three times for forgotten items* Bernie supporters on here: "Oh, coordinating/managing a conspiracy to rig the entire IA caucus? Couldn't be easier!"

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    All y'all tweeting tonight about how caucuses are terrible: this is basically how we handle public input for planning decisions. See the problem?

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  15. 4. velj

    “Good luck opposing clean air for kids.” : “Hold my Rose Quarter I-5 expansion beer...”

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    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    I counter anyone who says "i dont have a garage, where am i supposed to put my car?" with "i dont have a laundry room, can i put a washer/dryer in front of your house? No you can't use it."

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  17. 4. velj

    The funniest (not haha funny) thing about these car ads filmed in DTLA is that they block off entire blocks for them, creating even more crushing gridlock and horn honking on the adjacent streets.

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  18. 3. velj

    I suppose that tracks with the philosophical notion of what "faith" is - continuing to believe something despite a complete lack of actual evidence for it.

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  19. 3. velj

    Presidents? A single day ought to suffice. Veterans? Same. But to provide proper reverence to the *true* heroes of our society, the homeowners of California, can anyone truly say less than a week will do?

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  20. 3. velj

    More specifically, they live in Mission Hills and Leawood. Like, the whole area is obviously heavy on Trump voters, but the Kansas side is the real goldmine in terms of wealth and donor class money.

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