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An Ex Boyfriend once got me a Fitbit for Christmas. I loved it. We synched up, motivated each other... didn’t hate it until he was unaccounted for at 4am and his physical activity levels were spiking on the app 
wish the story wasn’t real.https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1202326675012362240 …
This is one of your highest grade tweets. Phenomenal story telling lol
My girlfriend once said “one day we will laugh about this” as I sobbed uncontrollably in the car. I have now many times bahahahah
On the real, sorry to hear that. True love will come, and it’ll be the type of love that won’t require Fitbit tracking...
The emoji really makes it perfect
I agree with @thEMANacho best tweets I’ve heard in a long time. I’m not laughing at u but w/you & I’m laughing at myself for being in some of the “same” relationships! Dirty dogs! But then THEIR excuse is usually so unrealistic they bust themselves anyway! They didn’t deserve u!
this is better than the time she tried to report that Dak "turned down 30M a year offer and is instead seeking 40M a year"
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