@EmWatson Her eyes were just like organs that detect light and convert it into electro-chemical impulses in neurons!
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@EmWatson I think you mean,
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@EmWatson you are the love of my life
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@EmWatson "The duck drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't." I wrote a song of
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@EmWatson Ha!Thats terrible.Your a lot funnier than I thought Em.
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@EmWatson My fave is "she was growing on him like she was e.coli and he was room-temperature beef"
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@EmWatson The ballerina raised her leg like a dog does to a fire hydrant.
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@EmWatson so beautiful.
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@EmWatson if John and Mary never met then Sam and Dean would never have been born
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@EmWatson Just like a sequence of events, it had to start somewhere.
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@EmWatson this is old. but just wanted to say: how can you say "worst analogies"? these are the best things EVER! :)
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@EmWatson The boat glided across the water, just like a bowling ball wouldn't.
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@EmWatson but You took the quotes:)
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