Emily Kager

@EmilyKager

Making jokes on the internet and open source browsers 🦊. Dog Lover. Runner. Vegan. Jumpsuits. Feminist. She/Her 👩🏼‍🎓 Penn, Mills

Oakland and SF
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2014.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    15. lis 2019.

    Startups in SF be like "we care about diversity, but we just hire the best people"

    8 white guys lined up at a baseball game
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  2. prije 6 sati

    @ men in open source do u get random emails to your work email from strangers like this?

    Email addressed to me no subject, message "hello beauti"
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  3. prije 12 sati
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  4. prije 14 sati

    I like skiing in Europe because it's more about drinking than skiing 🍷 – mjesto: La Folie Douce

    2 warm glüwein and a beer on a table
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  5. prije 19 sati

    I have degrees in biological science and computer science and yet people still assume I have never heard of SI 🙃 Note to self: add the metric system to things I can't joke about

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  6. 2. velj

    Maybe we should have an international standard for this stuff?? Something that everyone would understand more or less. Like maybe how many corgis do you weigh?? How many corgis tall are you??

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  7. 2. velj

    Me, the stupid American, at a ski shop in France: Me: "Sorry, I don't speak French 😬" Employee: "Okay no problem. How tall are you in cm? How much do you weigh in kilos?" Me: "Sorry, I actually don't speak metric either"

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  8. 1. velj
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  9. 29. sij

    A coworker: "Oh yeah I heard about your Twitter, you roast tech bros right?" So proud of my "brand" 💃

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  10. 28. sij

    True story (also I don't understand how to use byte so back to TikTok for now!)

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  11. 28. sij

    Very important update from Berlin: there are very good bathroom mirrors here

    Bathroom mirror selfie in green skirt, sneakers, and black shirt
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  12. 26. sij

    Idk what all you Europeans are always complaining about we are jetlagged but feeling fine and ready to party 🥳

    Mirror picture of me and Elise
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  13. 25. sij

    Shmemmy is my family-given nickname for no reason other than it sounds funny 🤷🏼‍♀️

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  14. 25. sij

    I'm shmemmy on 👋 will likely be moving my (high quality) video content there because of the following reasons: 1. It's not TikTok

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  15. 24. sij

    I tried to pack light, but I failed. 😭 See y'all in Berlin where you'll see my whole closet because I can't make decisions 🛫

    Me wearing leggings, a turteneck, and sneakers in airport bathroom mirror picture
    My bag on scale weighing 14.8 kg
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  16. 24. sij
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  17. 24. sij

    Me: "SO's out of town and I'm home alone for the night before I leave tomorrow for a trip guess what I'm going to do tonight?" My SO: "get high and not pack" My friend: "get high and not pack" I'm glad I surround myself with people who know me well 🙃

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  18. 23. sij

    The reason I'm sharing (other than 'raising awareness' for the constant shit women face) is because in the moment I felt super embarrassed that this was happening in front of my new neighbor. But women shouldn't feel embarrassed by men's bad behavior.

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  19. 23. sij

    Yesterday I was walking home with a new neighbor when a man lying on the sidewalk (idk) asked when Target was open til. Trying to practice kindness, I responded that it's open til 10. He of course responds, "Thanks. Now come a little closer so I can look up your skirt." 😑

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  20. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    23. sij

    Guy at airport, seeing my laptop sticker: Do you work for ? Me: I do. Guy: that’s awesome, I’m super good friends with your CEO. Me: oh yeah? Guy: yeah we used to work together. Awesome dude. Me: I’ll tell him you said hi!

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  21. 23. sij

    Things I support: - more dense housing near transit - free / extended transit - better wages - bike lanes Things I don't support: - regressive car tax/ban (at least until the other issues are solved for everyone) That's it 🤷🏼‍♀️

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