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In 10 years this is the first parking ticket I've gotten for an expired meter. I'm not gonna complain.
Mandatory minimum of 15 thumbs up.
Fuck mandatory minimums tho for real.
Be gay, do crimes
serial cutie patootie
accurate
That outfit is amazing
I don’t see you stopping this crime spree anytime soon?
Oh goodness that question mark was supposed to be a period.
Undeniably guilty face.
Convicted and sentenced.
I was going to say something about coming out with your hands up, but then I scrolled down. Sorry about the ticket!
1 count class-A felony cuteness, plus 3 counts of misdemeanor adorableness.
Surely that makes you the literal definition of a smooth criminal 


love the silhouette of this outfit. the skirt is v. cool.
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