Honey I'm straight as an arrow and I will accost women 3 blocks away because I love their shoes
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all the girls walk by, dressed up for each other...
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hot women AND trains? living the dream
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You are an Archie comics character now.
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Relatable
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Good life choice there though
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I'll make myself late because I see a woman in something amazing... because I *must* find out where she got X piece of clothing or shoes - even though I, personally, am unlikely to ever be able to wear whatever it is. So, I get it. Totally get it.
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Relatable as hell, I got turned around in a London underground stop today for the exact same reason.
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Wrong side of the airplane
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Bruins in an hour.
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