Wait till part 3 where he says that he's being kidnapped. I almost spit out my coffee from laughing so hard.
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By.. hitting the elevator call button, thereby opening the elevator door.


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"They're just making me stay here all day" Translation: "I'm a lazy, unemployed asshole with nothing better to do." He should take a theater class while he's there though. That's the worst fake reading I've ever seen.
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Dude always looks like he's got a bad tooth. He should get that fixed. Might help him stop being such an ass.
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My dudes skin looks... fake?
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