me, back in Charlottesville after 2 weeks: "hey @hootbot let's do brunch!"
at brunch an hour later: *katy perry starts blasting, drag brunch starts*
kill me
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I was just serenaded and the next mimosa better be on the goddamn house
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I hear you and feel your pain but at least your bangs are killing it today
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You KNOW you wanna sing along. Cmon, it'll be transcendent, like the "Springfield, Springfield!" scene from The Simpsons
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That’s loud. Restaurant manager is probably too excited for the oscars
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Oh my heartstrings!
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