True story: I was 32 when I found out that pipe cleaners were for smoking pipes and not like, water pipes.
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Oh. Right

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Confusingly, nonflammable, not flammable, and fireproof also mean flammable.
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This has me thinking about the ninja turtle pajamas I had as a kid. The tag said “flame retardant” which just made me imagine burning to death in them slowly But also, they totally ruled
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Worth the slow death
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