If you're a college-aged bro, rest assured that nothing you're talking about is interesting to the stranger in the seat next to you, let alone half the damn airplane cabin.
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What if "really good at throwing ping pong balls and ruining good scotch" is not the flag of masculinity you think it is
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New rule, every time a college bro starts talking about drinking culture I get to talk about my vagina surgery twice as loudly.
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"I am secure and my masculinity is not toxic" I mutter to myself as I pour $80 of sipping liquor into a red plastic cup
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imagine being a dinosaur, roaming the earth wild and free in your savagery, then you die and your bones wind up in a peat bog, all so that millions of years later some douchebag can play "scotch pong"
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Noooo
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I'm sorry this is happening to you. :-(
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I am so sorry.

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Need some noise-cancelling headphones and tune all that out as you enjoy your favorite tunes, podcasts, a movie, anything but listening to some inconsiderate loud mouth.
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