Folks talking about bullying today so I wanna share a little story about fighting back when I was younger.
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One day, Carl and I got in a fight. Folks, two scrawny nerds fighting is not a good sight to see.
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It was pretty much the most pathetic stalemate ever. But I was mad. Real mad. So when the fight ended, I acted all magnanimous right.
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I approached him. "Good fight man." Yknow, hockey player shit, shake hands after a fight. And I motioned to put my arm around his shoulder.
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He let me, so I reached my arm around his shoulder for a bro hug. And then as soon as his guard was down I used that opening to smash his face down into my knee.
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Avoid fights until you can't. And when you have to fight, never fight fair. And definitely never fight bullies fair.
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(*nazis furiously scribbling notes in my "antifa commander" profile*)
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