Idk, as some sort of humorous sci-fi novel where aliens who knew nothing about humans took over but literally no one noticed
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this is some next-level whiteness right here.
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This all makes more sense if we just assume that all Americans are sentient algorithms moving and growing in a market-based grid
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Are they putting drugs in the unlimited salad or something?
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I named my adopted son Chilli Benniganz
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Freedom is like a Willy Wonka Gobbstopper: Some layers of it are stupid and name their goddamn kids after restaurant chains.
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