Tearing the label off a mattress.
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I mean, it's all public knowledge. You can't go two seconds without bragging you have an inverted tallywhacker.
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And yet it still keeps you up at night. I wonder why that is.
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It causes sleep paralysis.
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I hope one of these times it makes your breathing stop, too.
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Oh, wishing death on us now?
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Wishing it isn't a crime.
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I'm sure. Question; does your wife mind bumping tacos with what was once a penis?
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Our sex is fucking amazing, better than you'll ever have.
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This position doesn't work real great, there are much better ones. Too bad South Park is your only experience.
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