Hot take: after the 30th birthday, instead of celebrating birthdays, commemorate horrible things your body begins doing
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2044: "oh my god the usb port on my ass finally stopped charging my cyborg bits"
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I mean, for what it's worth, being a cyborg is pretty awesome, and it's not at ALL alienating to fel hard metal under yr flesh. Nope.
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