Hot take: after the 30th birthday, instead of celebrating birthdays, commemorate horrible things your body begins doing
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The only escape is becoming a sickass robot before walking backwards into hell
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Born too soon to enjoy the cyborg tech. Born too late to not avoid the beta.
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2044: "oh my god the usb port on my ass finally stopped charging my cyborg bits"
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Imagine explaining your physical woes at 30 to Lance Armstrong at 30, let alone 50. The same can be said of amateur athletes
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Those who begin to decay at 30 only grew previously because of the spark of youth. The flame of the healthy grows long after that
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