Shit I can do like half of these just waiting for a walk signalhttps://twitter.com/itsmikebivins/status/902255909136588800 …
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I misunderstood and thought he was offering these as services. Awkward.
gaywalking
whoops i’m gay
i like that it's 'hating your neighbor' followed by like 5 of the best ways to love your neighbor
Guilty as charged!
But wait! He has a tattoo.... that's ok? 

I hope he's not standing there at the intersection hating his neighbor. His god wouldn't go for that, obviously.
I'm just missing drunkenness, stealing, and murder to get a full bingo card.
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