I'm pretty sure bad dreams are maximally-awkward as an evolutionary training mechanism for when you still screw it up in real life anyways.
Dream: "Have an awkward moment." Me: "To prepare to not fail, right?" D: "Heavens, no. It'd be a shame to only live those failures once."
6:46 AM - 19 Jun 2017
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