"Emily's leg hair was severely overgrown, but sparsely distributed and unusually soft. P.S. there was some sort of non-hair-related crime."
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"don't worry, not a terrorist. he was white and didn't even have a beard!" -daily mail
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Good one
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"Nerdy brunette"
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