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Lead Data Scientist, activist, survivor. Was actually assaulted by an actual right-wing terrorist. Opinions belong only to me, especially the bad ones. she/they

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    Emily G‏Verified account @EmilyGorcenski 14 Jun 2017

    Card reader: "DO NOT REMOVE CARD" me: ok CR: "DO NOT REMOVE CARD" me: ok *waits* CR: "🚨🚨🚨FUCK REMOVE THE CARD 🚨🚨🚨" me: *scrambles*

    7:17 PM - 14 Jun 2017
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      2. hallowellen teapot  👻‏ @asmallteapot 14 Jun 2017
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski

        love to literally have a panic attack because a machine is angry with me

        4 replies 14 retweets 415 likes
      3. Emily G‏Verified account @EmilyGorcenski 14 Jun 2017
        Replying to @asmallteapot

        gaslighting as a security feature

        0 replies 15 retweets 296 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Elvy Yost‏Verified account @elvyyost 16 Jun 2017
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski

        @Lucaskavnerhttp://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/an-interview-with-the-inventor-of-the-credit-card-chip-reader …

        3 replies 36 retweets 107 likes
      3. Emily G‏Verified account @EmilyGorcenski 16 Jun 2017
        Replying to @elvyyost @Lucaskavner

        I'm crying 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
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      2. Allan Jude‏ @allanjude 14 Jun 2017
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski

        The one at my local grocery store reads: do not REMOVE CARD ... Well, when you put it that way, I want to follow the big instructions...

        2 replies 1 retweet 110 likes
      3. Michael Bellerue‏ @MichaelBellerue 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @allanjude @EmilyGorcenski

        I enjoy the fact that all of the card readers use the same noise for errors and for letting you know everything worked as expected.

        3 replies 13 retweets 201 likes
      4. IfYouSaySo‏ @andreacurry 16 Jun 2017
        Replying to @MichaelBellerue @allanjude @EmilyGorcenski

        The one at the gas station near me makes this horrible game show noise WHEN IT APPROVES A SALE, & I swear it's hooked up to surround sound.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      5. Allan Jude‏ @allanjude 16 Jun 2017
        Replying to @andreacurry @MichaelBellerue @EmilyGorcenski

        Lottery ticket machines here do that, because clerks were scamming people, so they play a little ditty, and say you won in English/French

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Gootz‏ @GootzInfo 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski @Squelchtone

        I like @deviantollam 's suggestion of making the noise the 1-Up Mushroom noise from Super Mario Bros.

        1 reply 0 retweets 29 likes
      3. Squelchtone‏ @Squelchtone 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @GootzInfo @EmilyGorcenski @deviantollam

        Shouldnt it be the sonic collecting rings noise as money is taken from your card?

        3 replies 2 retweets 54 likes
      4. Gootz‏ @GootzInfo 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @Squelchtone @EmilyGorcenski @deviantollam

        That's also a good idea!

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. Ready salted crisis‏ @MxLiophu 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @GootzInfo @Squelchtone and

        You can program some of them to play any tune you want as the tone. A colleague once made one I was using play the imperial march as a prank

        2 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
      6. Gootz‏ @GootzInfo 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @MxLiophu @Squelchtone and

        Beautiful!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2.  🌹 🖤 🐾‏ @jsticeb4civlty 14 Jun 2017
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski

        Lol! I was the prestige manager at ULTA for awhile, when we first started using those things...people thought that sound meant card decline.

        1 reply 1 retweet 49 likes
      3.  🌹 🖤 🐾‏ @jsticeb4civlty 14 Jun 2017
        Replying to @jsticeb4civlty @EmilyGorcenski

        It actually embarrassed people. Or they would jump back bc they were so startled. I hate those machines.

        1 reply 1 retweet 40 likes
      4. Wibberrrrrrr128  💻 🖥️ 🖱️‏ @wibrr 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @jsticeb4civlty @EmilyGorcenski

        Newer ones have a different tone that sounds a little less like your card is about to explode. Just so you don't leave it in & forget it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. L.  ☕️. Ritter‏ @paniq 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski @theomn

        this reads as vaguely erotic

        2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. use std::mem::transmute;‏ @theomn 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @paniq @EmilyGorcenski

        No

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. use std::mem::transmute;‏ @theomn 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @theomn @paniq @EmilyGorcenski

        This is true life panic

        1 reply 0 retweets 20 likes
      5. L.  ☕️. Ritter‏ @paniq 15 Jun 2017
        Replying to @theomn @EmilyGorcenski

        we don't have these machines in germany so i'm comparing to ... other... experiences.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      6. Nick‏ @programmerman 16 Jun 2017
        Replying to @paniq @theomn @EmilyGorcenski

        You don't have payment kiosks that you insert your credit/debit card into that warm you not to remove the card until the payment completes?

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Emily G‏Verified account @EmilyGorcenski 16 Jun 2017
        Replying to @programmerman @paniq @theomn

        The German machines are similar but more pleasant by far. Also European card tech is more advanced.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      8. Nick‏ @programmerman 16 Jun 2017
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski @paniq @theomn

        The kindness is largely because you're used to them, according to what I was told during the conversion here. We'll get there... Eventually😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. ursa‏ @ursatong 16 Jun 2017
        Replying to @programmerman @EmilyGorcenski and

        There are many wireless NFC credit card readers in Europe as well as Canada and Australia. Never saw one in US.pic.twitter.com/0x2VJe8Zak

        6 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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