tfw you have a strong gay brand and people notice enough to go conspiracy theory on you
#npm5: it turns your kids gay, Guaranteed!pic.twitter.com/npUlnL0NAE
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If I can't make jokes about the fucked up ways queer women (and ppl perceived as women) are treated I'd just be screaming 24/7.
Recently I found out the relatives I'd visited once a week with my then-girlfriend and her kid in tow for four years thought we were friends
people would sometimes assume a former partner was my son. she's 2 years older than me
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