The news cycle can calm the fuck down at any point now.
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Replying to @EmilyGorcenski
You know how you get in a taxi in a new city and at first you're like "ok they know the roads" but then 2 run red lights later you're all
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Replying to @EmilyGorcenski
Feeling bad for the west coast, who will wake up to all kinds of a mess
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Replying to @asmallteapot
Move to Berlin. I can't even describe how nice it is to get 6 hours with no catastrofucks at the start of your day.
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Replying to @EmilyGorcenski @asmallteapot
cosigned, but then when you try to go to bed, more news breaks
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Replying to @EmilyGorcenski @qrush
…you mentioned there are lesbians, right
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Replying to @asmallteapot @qrush
I think there are actually only lesbians.
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