some time after you pass three thousand followers half the people who show up in your mentions are to call you a dickhead
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Replying to @AliceAvizandum
one possible hypothesis is that everyone who gets that many followers automatically turns into an irredeemable shithead like me
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certainly I never used to have random men get this angry at me, though
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for instance this guy, who is choosing not to understand a figure of speechhttps://twitter.com/nefariousbanana/status/853998787555196930 …
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or this guy, who I'm not even sure why he's mad https://twitter.com/wire_hangovers/status/854006482140090368 …
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I think this is absolutely it https://twitter.com/qbxd/status/854006745529712642 …
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Like next thing you know you have 12k followers and a blue check and end up in the goddamn newspaper every few weeks
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... the men don't get any better when that happens
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