Registering for my health insurance's web portal, and it helpfully informs me that one must be 13 or older to register.
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Doogie Howser couldn't even do it.
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Nonsense! Trump himself said "nobody knew Health Insurance could be so complicated!"
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He probably just pays in illicitly obtained Rosneft cash.
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Sounds like a lot of forward-thinking teenagers are giving up their iPhones.
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In America I kinda just assume that question has a depressing answer.
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a real go getter bootstraps kind of 13 year old
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it's likely just a COPPA thing. Sites do weird things to be compliant.
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WI law prevents me from managing my children's healthcare after age 13. 14 = signed release to talk.
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cue "feel-good" story of pediatric cancer patient who starts a business navigating the health bureaucracy to pay for meds.
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they grow up so quick
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If I had to guess, just their way of being able to claim they don't violate COPPR more than anything? Still silly tho
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Issue is COPPA. Websites have to make clear they're not intended for kids or face special privacy regulations.
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