It's Friday night, so I wanna tell a story about the incompetence of northern Confederacy. This is a good one, but feel free to mute thread.
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(Look, I'm not begrudging the mullet as a fashion choice. I'm just emphasizing the singular character of the crowd)
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Anyhow, this is like 8 weeks before Sept 11 where bringing an unnecessary extra chapstick into a public venue got you sent for questioning.
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So this Confederate flag is no joke like 12 feet wide. And it's on this like 10 foot flagpole that I'm pretty sure was a pool skimmer.
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Like, you have to shove your tampons into a sandwich bag to get into anyplace now and this dude brought a poolskimmer to this show.
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So this massive Confederate banner, in the middle of Massachusetts-east-Rhode Island, hotbed of the Confederacy, catches Ted Nugent's eye.
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He calls it out. "I see the stars and bars up there!" "Woooo!" "Is the south gonna rise again?" "Wooooooooo!!!"
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"I can't hear you! I said, is the south gonna rise again???" "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" yells the crowd from Massachusetts.
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Now, sonething you need to understand about Ted Nugent is he's a big sobriety advocate. The crowd is going wild. The flag is waving.
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"BULLSHIT" he says abruptly. "Not if y'all are drunk." At that, dear followers, is how the Confederacy in Massachusetts ended.
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The crowd deflated. And I swear to god the pool skimmer de-telescoped. I never saw that flag again. I dunno if he even brought it home.
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Anyhow, the rest of the show was about what you expected. Here's Ted's setlist from the show.http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/ted-nugent/2001/tweeter-center-mansfield-ma-13c4dd31.html …
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(Note: he owned the crowd so hard no one wrote his setlist down)
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Addendum: I wore a Skynyrd t-shirt to that concert, which is not only a fashion faux pas, but I also bought it at previous Skynyrd show.
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why are you somewhere that Ted Nugent is doing anything? Maybe leave?
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