When I was an undergrad, a recruiter taught me the best trick for sending follow-ups to job interviews. Use a mailing tube.
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I wonder if this would work in getting messages to Congressional staff. Can you send a tube letter to your Congressperson?
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too bad there aren't hydraulic tubes to send them through.
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SHHHHHH you're gonna summon Elon Musk
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ah ha haaaa
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but how do you get it into the internets?
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Make it a smaller tube than the internets tube
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