This pocket phrasebook I bought for my travels has a section on pickup lines and strangely none of them are "what's your Twitter handle?"pic.twitter.com/HEEt03nm9Q
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My Hovercraft is full of eels.
Maybe they're meant to be prefaced by "How are you feeling" and one of them doesn't have a comma after that?
(that explanation also requires that someone has unexpected appendages)
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