On the other hand, my new year's resolution for the 30th year in a row is to learn to crack eggs without making a goddamn mess.
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mate the trick is: use the edge of a butter knife to break the shell
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This is the only right answer in all the replies
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Replying to @EmilyGorcenski @anildash
thank you for your support in this trying time of bad egg advice
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"bad egg advice" is the sine qua non of twitter
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