I have a haiku
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The power is out Why don't I have a flashlight Fuck me, lol
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Groping in the dark Oh fuck, what the hell was that Holy shit a cat
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Some light: now it reeks A Yankee Candle from hell I am bourgeois scum
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I'm serious these candles are really not meant to be burned at the same time
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Yankee candles are the jelly bellies of the olfactory system Sometimes you just come up buttered popcorn
6:20 PM - 9 Dec 2016
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