Colin Jost looks like he avoids eye contact with unattractive baristas
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Replying to @sarahjeong
Colin Jost looks like he includes his middle name in his email signature block, which is in Garamond
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Colin Jost looks like a witch gave human form to a pair of Burberry earmuffs someone accidentally left at the counter of a DC Starbucks
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Colin Jost looks like he accuses women of living in bubbles because they block people for calling them cunts
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Colin Jost looks like he hasn't set foot on a bus in 12 years
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Colin Jost looks like he's been pretending to know what Bitcoin is for years bc it's too late to fess up to his libertarian college roommate
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Colin Jost looks like he's still, in 2016, insisting that he never inhaled weed
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Colin Jost looks like he goes to Stumptown Coffee to buy their decaf beans
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true, but those PDX roots...
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Replying to @EmilyGorcenski
yes, I mean, I buy their beans and every time see the decaf ones I start imagining who tf is buying them
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Replying to @sarahjeong @EmilyGorcenski
now I am absolutely sure in my heart of hearts that it's Colin Jost
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