Topologist jokes in honor of the Nobel prize:
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A topologist is someone who can't tell the difference between her ass and a hole in the ground
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But can tell the difference between her ass and two holes in the ground https://twitter.com/emma_gras/status/783273161966116864 …
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A mathematician is someone who turns cups of coffee and doughnuts into theories.
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Theoretically, a topologist is someone who can't tell the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut.https://twitter.com/emma_gras/status/783276241658978304 …
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Student: "I hate math, it's pointless!"
Topologist: "hm, actually maybe you're right 
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pointless_topology …
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