Emily GCompte certifié

First, liberal use of the word “brother”. > This is gonna be the big one brother

Second, shoehorn really bad insults into words where they don’t fit > FARTbama will take my guns over my dead body

Third, absolutely, under no circumstance, should you end a setence with sensible punctuation > SHILLARY and the CLOWN news network more like FAKE news network will never respect us brother........ we need to take our own fight to them......

Fourth, you have to add a conspiracy flair, best if you combine it with the above > SHILLARY can send her ANQUEEFA queers after us brother but we’re the true patriots.....

Fifth, absolutely posture in absurd ways, ideally inflating your own status by two or three orders of magnitude > i got 5000 guys ready to go to take out these ANQUEEFA thugs that Soros and the deep state are sending, brother

(Actual number of guys: approximstely seven)

Finally, you have to follow any statement claiming fraternity with absolute shaming of anyone else in that fraternity > i got 5000 guys we’ll see how LAMESTREAM media respects us now brother but all the rest of you SO CALLED patriots out there better put on your big boy panties

Oh! One last bit, you absolutely have to include military LARP. A call sign, military slang even tho you never served, or best yet, an OPERATION. > my squad is rolling out with 300 guys for OPERATION CLEAN TURTLE you gonna fight these commies like a patriot brother????