Relax. If I wanted to call for a revolution I wouldn’t do it with a pun. Actually I would but I promise it would be a *much better* pun.
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Love Dad jokes! Also, if someone has a cyst that keeps recurring are they a re-cyster? Sorry.

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Gab: WHEN WILL (((TRUMP))) HAVE GORCENSKI SHOT FOR CALLING FOR REVOLT
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I did an enormous groan on the train and people are staring at me
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Emily…
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The revolution will not be [insert punchword here].
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That tweet was not revolting.
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