I am definitely going to be late because google deeply overestimated my walking speed, which is less than a bicycle.
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I successfully learned first aid in Germany, which has some trainings different than the US. Also I learned it’s very triggering to talk about certain injury scenarios.
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“If you have a scene with a lot of injuries, which probably won’t happen, but if it does you need to treat the people who aren’t screaming first.” :| Yeah...
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What? Terrified of sweet ol, little ol, you?
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Haven’t you heard? I am a being of pure left radical commieviolence. Communism killed 100 billion people last year alone.
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Well, you are totally rad, so there is that.
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Google walking directions make me angry. Recently I had to use them to get to a clinic and it was like "Take this very circuitous .7 mile route to get to your destination" when the real directions should have been "Cross the street and walk 20 feet to the bus stop."
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I LOVE THAT YOU NEED FIRST AID TRAINING FOR YOUR LICENSE
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Love the selfie!

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What truly terrifies my is those fucking stickers BVG put on the windows.
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Those stickers kill me every time. The first time I saw them, many "German precision" jokes were made.
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good luck <3
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