Fragile MAGAs on Twitter May be disappointed to know that I have not been contacted by the FBI, the Secret Service, the German state police, the DHS, the band Interpol, or any other government agency today.
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watch out! you may be contacted by DHL



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did anyone from the X-Men, Avengers or Justice League?
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they're watching you though how you know they ain't watchinpic.twitter.com/AKkhDchsql
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Oh honey. This identity you’re trying out here is a bit sad.
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oh honey you seem to still be confused as how many genders there are
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You haven’t had an original thought yet. You’ll get there.
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But muh pro se defense...
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they've seen Futurama. they know a future crime division is bound to happen any day nowpic.twitter.com/0Jkwi6X2C4
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