WAYS TO TELL MY HUSBAND I TOOK IN SOME FOSTER KITTENS WHILE HE WAS IN GERMANY FOR A MONTH: I have taken in the kittens that were in need of a home and which you would probably not want me to take in Forgive me they are adorable so smol and so needy
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Hey I just met them And this is crazy But these new kittens are now our babies
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Roses are red When it's cold we wear mittens You spent the month partying So I took in some kittens
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Me: who has two thumbs and spent over a month going sightseeing in Germany? Him: me? Me: who has two thumbs and spent over a month taking in more cats who had no other options? ME
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These are the kittens btw. LIKE ANY REASONS PERSON WOULD SAY NOpic.twitter.com/XG3tX5ZzMM
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My daughter suggested I use YMCA: Husband There's no need to feel down I said husband when you went out of town I said husband I took in some cats because they were so sad and needy
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Or a knock-knock joke: Me: knock knock Him: who's there? Me: kittens Him: kittens who? Me: I took in a bunch of kittens while you were chilling out in Germany
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hashtag help elle find a way to tell their husband about these kittens
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Replying to @EmilyGorcenski
"I know they're all spayed but...pic.twitter.com/7IH2xpK4oE
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Replying to @EmilyGorcenski @ellle_em
"While you were gone, we perfected cloning. It only worked on kittens, and the kittens ate the cloner and notes, so we can't prove it."
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