when i was a teen i borrowed my mom's suv under false pretenses & put a mini horse in the backseat. the tranquilizer wore off & i broke my right ring finger punching him in the face when he tried to jump through the windshield. THAT is a teenage indiscretion. not attempted rape.
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they didn't even still OWN that car at that point. right to be angry was EXPIRED.
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honestly of all the mistakes your teenage daughter could make with your SUV and some expired horse tranquilizer, YA GOT OFF PRETTY EASY.
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Molly, how do you consistently manage to produce content that is in solidly the 99th percentile of quality on my timeline
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