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Lead Data Scientist, activist, survivor. Was actually assaulted by an actual right-wing terrorist. Opinions belong only to me, especially the bad ones. she/they

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    Emily G‏Verified account @EmilyGorcenski Sep 1

    How come medical science hasn’t found a way to replace the human spinal column with something that doesn’t suck?

    1:41 PM - 1 Sep 2018
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      1. alvocet‏ @alvocet Sep 1
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski

        It's being worked onpic.twitter.com/21f3sS40IX

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      2. julia ferraioli‏Verified account @juliaferraioli Sep 1
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski

        I dunno but I'm signing up once they do. My guess it's because they don't really understand the spinal cord though...

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      3. Nightmare on Emily St‏ @emilyst Sep 1
        Replying to @juliaferraioli @EmilyGorcenski

        the thing i don’t understand are the facets. like, most of my back pain is from facet degeneration. but they’re not even DOING anything. they’re just pieces of bone hanging out off to the side for, like, aesthetic purposes?

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      4. DGentry‏ @dgentry Sep 2
        Replying to @emilyst @juliaferraioli @EmilyGorcenski

        Discs too, most of my pain is from degenerated discs. If they could replace the spinal column with a stack of ball-and-socket segments, maybe with little calcium ball bearings, that would be great. Sign me up.

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      1. Liz Henry‏ @lizhenry Sep 1
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        Like an entire spaceship

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      2. Neil Ackroyd‏ @NeilAckroyd Sep 1
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        Once had to endure a spinal orthopedic conference at uva and it was fucking terrifying. The most popular spinal correction surgery for scoliosis was literally stapleing the spinal vertebrae together, now it’s advanced into a rubber band tied from the top to the bottom vertebrae.

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      1. Longezt Legz Evaz™‏ @HerLegz Sep 1
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        Because they haven't been able to even match yoga and it's strengthening effects, maybe?!

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      1. politicon streaker‏ @ope_sayer Sep 1
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        They've found a way to just remove it completely. But it's only been tested on Democratic politicians! Folks,

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      1. DGentry‏ @dgentry Sep 2
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski

        While they're at it they could update the eye design to the one which octopii use with no blindspot, and maybe make the corneas not degrade, and give us all 20/5 vision or something too.

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      1. Jake Papas‏ @JPapas Sep 2
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        if we will insist on walking upright on two legs like some kind of <bird> then we deserve everything we get

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      1. Han‏ @dopekittypaint Sep 1
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        I dream of a new spine 🧠

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      1. Sara Waters‏ @strayjax Sep 1
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        Thank you! I vote for something X-men metally- pronto!!

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      1. not that Rick Scott‏ @shadowspar Sep 1
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        if you find someone that manages to pull it off, please have them do knees next 🙏

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      1. Brooke  🏳️‍🌈‏ @BrookeTheBard Sep 1
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        Give me that aeon spine.pic.twitter.com/Vf3Ddzjw8x

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      1. Flow Irrational‏ @Theotropho Sep 1
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        there's no money in shit that works.

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      1. Oh' Lordy.‏ @Frank_L_Towers Sep 1
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski

        Or even implant one in Paul Ryan and the rest of the GOP?

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