Hahahahhaaha I have a 0% chance of getting food but Berlin sure is pretty in this lightpic.twitter.com/tTPfrV0kQn
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Hahahahhaaha I have a 0% chance of getting food but Berlin sure is pretty in this lightpic.twitter.com/tTPfrV0kQn
I found cute trans people waiting in the U Bahn station tho and I sat on the bench next to them and rolled up my sleeve but they’re not noticing
Oh my god one is giving the other a lesson on endocrinology and they are carrying a bag with a vintage computer chassis in it Trans culture is the same everywhere
I don’t know who you all are but if you ever see this you’re both cute as hell and my day is better now
Eat actual food.
(that’s me stubbornly pouring)
eat actual food and drink a glass of water. 

Emily. You can't fight on an empty stomach.
Eat food, actually
Sorry for foodsplaining
Eat actual food please.
Hi, Emily. Please go eat some broccoli and some protein. 
You are in a land of wondrous sausage. Eat one.
Please go eat some actual food and something good to drink. 
Mmmm.. couldn't you go for a salad right about now?
Nutrition is a thing you need! Please make it happen!
Go eat Pizza.
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