I get to furnish an entire apartment pretty soon so I am spending a lazy Sunday relentless poring through the IKEA website and this is basically the best thing
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The mattress situation is different in Europe and that’s one of those things you don’t expect to be different but it totally, totally is.
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I guess you don’t call things king size and queen size when you’ve had actual kings and queens
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The thing Americans really need to understand is that branding things as European is the most absurd marketing ploy ever. This mattress is European-engineered! So advanced! Actual European mattresses: “I hope you like falling into a chasm if you try snuggling your partner”
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The bedding situation is 1000% my biggest cultural shock
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Give me nine layers of sheets or give me death
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The only weird thing to me was the German Pillow Situation
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German pillows are literally the size of my entire body. I could fit inside a German pillowcase
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Maybe I could replace the mattress with German pillows.... 



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