Oh good you’re that dude I punched out for insulting a friend of mine once aren’t you? Your nose ever get back into place or you bearing my legacy forever? https://twitter.com/666MAITREYA666/status/1024292491590131712 …
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Replying to @KillerMartinis
I'm bad at languages and bad at staying on my feet for a long time, but if it would prevent genocide I'd fucking install Duolingo and buy some new shoes because I'm an asshole, but I'm not actually evil.
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Replying to @cosetthetable
I think my fave insult to come out of this morning is “five foot lesbian posturing about Nazi punching” And I’m like LOL YOU HAVE NOT MET ME HAVE YOU But I like that they think we’re bullshitting on that. Won’t see us coming.
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Replying to @KillerMartinis
If they're tall enough and don't look down much, we can get pretty close just by sneaking. Also if we approach hand in hand, most dudes are likely to let us get pretty close without even noticing the expressions on our faces promising pain.
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Replying to @cosetthetable
Hey
@mattbc when the apocalypse comes I’m stealing your girl for the secret lesbian strikeforce2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes -
can i be a part of this
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Was just gonna ping you here We need a platoon
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hell yes
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