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I know since when do I drink iced tea
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Call me fickle but I have had both and I prefer the smooth taste of balsamic vinaigrette over unsweetened ice tea.
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I did that with apple cider vinegar once.
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I thought my cat was a shoe last night.
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Correlation is not causation. Still, that sounds like an unpleasant surprise.
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You are very brave
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When I was in Peace Corps long ago I had nasty dysentery. Took a swig from a little brown bottle of medicine that I though was paregoric. Turned out it was a kerosene-based shampoo (poison) that one of my fellow volunteers had for crabs. That was not my most fun moment.
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BIRD UP. I'LL DRINK TO THAT
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What kind of dressing?
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Two weeks ago I poured water in my cereal because I used the wrong hand to reach into the fridge for it.
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...what kind of dressing
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