i will go to prison for contempt of court before i do thishttps://twitter.com/rCharlotteSmith/status/1020460025863536640 …
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Replying to @EmilyGorcenski
it’s weird, but it’s actually illegal for men to have crushes on me and also illegal for non-men who have crushes on me not to tell me. those are the only two laws that still exist in anarchism. well, and you still have to use turn signals. three laws.
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Replying to @socialistdogmom @EmilyGorcenski
what if we have a crush on turn signals
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Replying to @NoraReed @EmilyGorcenski
you shouldn’t tell them. it not only would distract them from their critical work, if you loved one and not the other, it’d be out of balance!
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Replying to @socialistdogmom @EmilyGorcenski
you should have an advice column
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Replying to @NoraReed @EmilyGorcenski
thank you, it’s called “i took an ambien an hour ago but i watched a british murder mystery that is keeping me awake”
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Replying to @socialistdogmom @NoraReed
much better ambien themed advice column than some others
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Replying to @EmilyGorcenski @NoraReed
i’ve tried a lot of sedatives and none of them made me favor ethnic cleansing.
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Replying to @socialistdogmom @EmilyGorcenski
i've tried a lot of sedatives too and i'm pretty sure they didn't make me favor ethnic cleansing but if they did i probably wouldn't remember
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