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Lead Data Scientist, activist, survivor. Was actually assaulted by an actual right-wing terrorist. Opinions belong only to me, especially the bad ones. she/they

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    Emily G‏Verified account @EmilyGorcenski Jul 18

    "Please advise" is adult for "I need an adult."

    1:01 PM - 18 Jul 2018
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      2. Brian T. Rice‏ @BrianTRice Jul 18
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski

        FWIW I've used this for "please respond to this like an adult" as well as "please take this in as emotionally-neutral way as you can" which is sometimes not quite the same thing.

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      3. Christine Bryant-Ryback‏ @hootbot Jul 18
        Replying to @BrianTRice @EmilyGorcenski

        Haha exactly, I was literally just leaning over to @EmilyGorcenski irl like, “FALSE, it means ‘yo businessperson, you need to read what I just wrote on your dang screen and deal with this already because this is the last polite message you’re getting on the subject’”

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      1. Pookie  🏳️‍🌈‏ @pookiethefuzzy Jul 18
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski

        I use it as office speak for ‘for fucks sake, give me an answer already’

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      1. Trans. Audrey  🐍‏ @AuJopts Jul 18
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski

        If I just scream that very loudly will someone rescue me?

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      2. Xy‏ @XylariaVG Jul 18
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski @TransSalamander

        Is "I'll pass this up the chain" adult for "No, you need an adultier adult"

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      1. Katherine Hegarty‏ @Psychogirl77 Jul 19
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski

        Ha! I mostly use this to mean “Give me a plausible reason this shit is happening cos I’m struggling to come up with one” but “I need an adult” works

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      1. BryceTheSpookyMiller‏ @vega_careless Jul 18
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski

        How I would *love* if that was the phrase I heard over the next police scanner recording. "This is- uh- car 216. We got aaaaaaaaa possible 10-92, black man in public- uh- I need an Adult. Over."

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      1. ScareShock  👻 👹 ☠️ 🎃‏ @ShellShockBP Jul 19
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski

        “What do you want me to do because if I take too much initiative you feel threatened and yell at me”

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      1. Katie‏ @kamacys Jul 19
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski

        Also used in work e-mails as code for “what the fuck”

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      1. sad shimmy‏ @nicolahearts Jul 19
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        @shelbylcole

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      1. Sara Monahan‏ @geraniumkate Jul 18
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski

        But an adultier adult.

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      1. healeypants‏ @Healeyyy Jul 23
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski

        V tru. Although ive also used this to mean "i know what the correct answer is to this question but youre being a dumbass so im going to let you think you have a choice here"

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      1. Trouble is...‏ @tr0uble_is Jul 19
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski

        I typically use it as “get your shit straight and then talk to me again.”

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      1. Conrad M.‏ @C_RADMK Jul 19
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski

        Sometime this means the adult you're talking to fucked up.

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      1. Marc Lucke 🏳️‍🌈‏ @MarcLucke Jul 19
        Replying to @EmilyGorcenski

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