I have a confession:
this tweet turned out not to be true. I, in my infinite deception, actually ended up waiting several days for a better deal. My Soros checks had been smaller than usual 

https://twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski/status/994051459271528448 …
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I am obviously joking here but also this is a real thing that actually fucking happened in another case:https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/958864273765224454 …
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Exhibit B: defendant has been observed absconding to STARBUCKS despite the existence of several far superior coffee chains in Berlin, and it is a well known COMMUNIST habit to seek comfort in multinational CAPITALIST coffee chains.
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To each according to her relatively reasonable means?
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