Ah yes, by sheer coincidence, a key cog in the vast global conspiracy happened to be living in a city of 45,000 people and was out to get you, specifically, by staying in their hometown?
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This totally checks out. Right up there with "this car slowed down while searching for a parking spot therefore it's full of assassins" and "I don't know how pacific time works but it's probably a conspiracy against me"
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Probably also in tune with "the police conspired with the current US Attorney General, a noted communist, to make up an FBI agent by embedding a cultural reference that would have even been deeply obscure when it was last relevant, over fifteen years ago."
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