i saw a woman put ketchup on a turkey sandwich today and i almost called the police.
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I am calling the cops on you for calling the cops.
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I'm calling super cop, your cops are obviously communists
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I have bad news. Super cop is in the pockets of the commieville city council. Better write up a review of him on Yelp.
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Super Cop works with . . .comrade commander aka antifa regional general
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I’m going to need all of you to report to HR before you leave today.
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Hopefully it’s to get my paycheck cause you’re late
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My bad. Twitter makes it really easy to forget that you know more about the people you've been following for months than they know about you. If you two want me to take it down, I will, but I was trying to join in on the joke.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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