once i didnt have a corkscrew so i used an actual screw
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In Germany it’s just called drinking. But, you can still be Macgyver.pic.twitter.com/XiM92te3lg
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I just use my keys to open beer bottles.
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Congrats! Opened a beer with a spoon for a male colleague the other day. Have you thought of giving seminars?
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I’ve never been more proud to read a tweet
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Hearing the theme song in my head right now in your honor! Dunh nuh nuh nuh nuh NUH... etc.
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...man, I hope I didn't have too many or too few "nuhs", tho.
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Have you ever shook a soda and then scrapped it on concrete until a tiny hole opened and the contents shot out into your mouth? Child's play.
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The side of a table usually works as well.
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I'll just complement you on your resourcefulness.

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I popped in to send some love
and can’t help but also applaud your creative problem solving skillzpic.twitter.com/F7GQZvXNN3Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Life finds a way. (Cue Jurassic Park music)
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You are the Macgyver of depressive drinking, well done.pic.twitter.com/coVWVnuqc6
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yes, ma’am
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