I demand my body send me back to sleep for three more hours and I wake up feeling like shit
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You are not awake, this is all a dream. You dream about Twitter. I'm so sorry.
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You're still drunk? Keep drinking. Mimosas for brunch, I say. Don't stop this train for no one!
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It will hit you as soon as you decide to do something fun
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Your mutant superpowers have finally awakened maybe...??
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Obviously you need to drink more.
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It's instant karma, Emily!
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Sometimes the bender takes you where you need to go.
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The hangover may be waiting in the wings? Sometimes mine is off stage just biding time for a dramatic entrance.
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