Lizzie

@ElmoBerry

Story lover. Enthusiastic dancer. Big fan of the 1490s, the 1620s, the 1770s, the 1860s and the 1980s.

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Joined January 2009

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  1. 9 hours ago
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  2. 11 hours ago
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    Watch Amanda Gorman, the youngest inaugural poet in U.S. history, recite her poem “The Hill We Climb” at President Biden's inauguration.

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    Jan 20
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    Jan 19

    happy birthday Dolly Parton!! I will honor her, like I do every year, by having huge boobs and being nice

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    Jan 15

    I've come to notice that there was never any merit to the argument of "yes, he's a massive jerk, but he's by far the most competent in his field" because one inherent feature of massive jerks is that they push everyone out of their field who is more competent than they are.

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  7. Jan 10
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    We’re still only in week one of 2021.

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  9. Jan 4

    Can everyone just stop twitting around where they shouldn’t be? I’d like to see my parents again this side of 2022!!

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  10. Jan 2

    Starting to become concerned that I may not remember which day I’m supposed to go back to work. ?

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    29 Dec 2020
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    Jan 1

    Shoutout to everyone who said they would start eating healthy in the new year and already decided to wait until Monday.

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  13. 30 Dec 2020

    Sad that being in before everywhere else is the only trail I’ve blazed this year.

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    29 Dec 2020

    Some bloke on Facebook bemoaning the fact that supermarkets are still selling 'party' food despite households no mixing rules on NYE. Err, sorry mate but if you can't do a 24 indian snack selection pack on your own then you really don't have the first idea how to see in 2021.

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  15. 28 Dec 2020

    A friend just told me that her NY resolution at the beginning of 2020 was to chat to people in the communal areas at work (lifts, etc.) rather than be awkwardly silent. “... so that went well. I’ve been working from home since March. Who knows when I’ll use a lift again?”🤣

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  16. 21 Dec 2020
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  17. 20 Dec 2020

    Ma tried to cheer me up by suggesting that I make a list of all the lovely things we’ll do together when we’re able. She’s thinking afternoon tea at Claridges but I’m thinking builders tea, chocolate biscuits & a game of Boggle. Either/or.

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  18. 20 Dec 2020
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    19 Dec 2020

    I’ve been to the Tier 3000, not much has changed but we live underwater

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